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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 02:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

Then came..

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Unacceptable again!

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Catatonics & High Colonics

So they tried

Nuts and Butts

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Loons and Moons

No go.

They put up a sign reading

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Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

Would Joe Biden stoop low enough to get Taylor Swift to endorse him hoping it wins votes from celebrity worshipping idiots?

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good.

Has the current political environment caused Canadians to cancel trips to the United States?

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Everyone loved it.

What would explain Trump blaming Ukraine for starting the war with Russia?

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hysterias & Posteriors

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